Year of the Cat
Personality of The Cat
Cats are gods. They are very aloof and demand worship. They expect feeding at regular intervals in a posh bowl (not the cheap plastic ones). They expect to sleep on your double mattress (in the middle) while you teeter on the very edge. Occasionally they will allow you to play with their stringy feather toys but only until you become annoying at which point they'll chew your fingers off and place claw holes in the most painful place they can find. If you do well at worshipping them, they will allow you to scratch them either juuuuusssst behind the ear or the side of their face or under the chin. Maybe.
If you do REALLY well, you'll get the Head Bonk.
If you do REALLY well, you'll get the Head Bonk.
Famous Cats
Bagpuss
Top Cat
Tom (of Tom and Jerry fame)
Bagheera
Sheer Khan
Bastet (Egyptian cat god)
Garfield
Tigger
Cat in the Hat
Sylvester
Felix (cat food ads)
Bob the Street Cat
Elsa the Lion
Elsa the Lion
The Patron Saint of the Cat is
Well there isn't really a patron saint because Bastet is the Cat God, so why do they need a saint as well??
Well there isn't really a patron saint because Bastet is the Cat God, so why do they need a saint as well??
Cats never sell their souls for cuddles. They demand respect and dole out cuddles to the privileged few who demonstrate a suitable level of deference for the regal feline!
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